Larry Announces His Return & Dine and Dash With Larry Miller (Rebroadcast)

Larry intros this rerun with an announcement about his return to
the podcasting airwaves. For you Larryphiles out there, note that
this is the episode that was recorded the day after the "Lost
Episode," which was aired last week. Stay tuned at the end of this
show for a little bonus 3 minute promo for this episode that we're
pretty sure was never used. In this episode: Larry speaks out
against the dine and ditch. You know, the chew and screw? The eat
and fleet? The mash and dash? The ol' grub and snub? (Is anyone
still reading?) You get the point. And why does Larry always get
blamed for things? Whatever the reason is, it must be in his
chromosomes, because now his kids are getting blamed for things as
well. Then we get to hear about the day Larry learned he could chug
beer and him getting knocked out by a left hook. Are these two
stories related? The smart money is on "yes." Later, Larry
sarcastically lobbies for giving Guinness to children. And finally
comes the tale of the enemies Larry is inadvertently making on
Facebook. Is another left hook coming his way? Again, the smart
money is on "yes." Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us,
The Count of Monte Sarcasm has left the building. Quote of the
week: "Watch out for lefty."