The Great Garbage Disposal Story

Many a PhD thesis has been written about who has told the greatest
garbage disposal story of all time. Miguel De Cervantes? Sun Tzu?
Hildegard of Bingen? With this episode, we believe we have settled
the matter. Also, we bring you not one, but two excellent jokes of
the week, another Ogden Nash poem and some odd inflections by
Larry.  Quote of the week: "Just wait, my son. Wait and
watch."