The Outlaw Larry Miller

Larry plays pantomime with two incomprehensible restaurant
employees. Or someone was playing an elaborate practical joke on
him. He winds up paying $13.82 for a Coke, but gets an "instant
classic" story for the show out of it. And to heck with his diet.
And we learn what the name "Third Base Bar" means. Plus, Larry
recites the poem "A Wish" by Matthew Arnold and talks about the
"Thin Man" series of movies.

Quote of the week: "Rendezvous, which in French means
Rendezvous."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox