A Most American Day

Larry's son is in the flag ceremony at opening day of baseball! A
hot dog lady earns a gold star and Larry surrenders to the US Air
Force. Plus more tales of a day that couldn't be more American
unless Larry was wearing a suit made of apple pies! (We're
working on that.) The first Fecta Update in a long time! Plus a
tribute to Patty Duke and Kitty Genovese. And a Milleronia
mystery. Larry's dog kills a possum -- but where is the
corpse?

Quote of the week: "Big waffles, like an Escalade's tire."

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox