Show 83 - No Half Wheeling Measures

The Cyclist Pod attempts to provide an important public service:
Letting the travelling cyclists know where, in these pandemic
times, you can actually go cycling. Note that this advice is
probably rubbish now thanks to lockdown 2. Grrrreat


Anyway. Come for the advice, stay for the abuse. Raya's facing
off to a double whammy: she can't head to Ironman Turkey, and the
Velominati is covering one of her biggest bugbears. Does she lose
it? Is this show a certificate 18? Damn effing right. 


So Stephen's broken from lockdown overaction but he's gone to get
a sports massage. A sports massage, it turns out, does not
include essential oils, hot rocks, or Enya in the background. It
involves being beaten up, and, inevitably, not being offered the
kind of extras those other backstreet massages seem to favour so
heavily.


There's still some Raya spleen leftover so Garmin gets a kicking
from both of our guys (it's deserved) and Stephen is asked to do
an impression of Raya. How do we think that turned out?


The Cyclist Pod (c) Stephen Grant and Raya Hubbell sponsored by
dhb
www.cyclistpod.com


Voices by Marcella Vincent /
Produced by Stephen Grant and Jimmy Ward

Music 'Zazie' c/o Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) /
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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