THE BIGGEST LOLCOW IN THE UNIVERSE w/ Cohost Vito - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO19

VITO GESUALDI, the long-running permanent cohost of PODAWFUL who
has been on every episode for the past 15 years is now
potentially on the chopping block. Yeah, that's right. I'm about
to fire your favorite guy from the show. You better tune in to
see if I do it or not. Should I do it? Tweet me and leave a
hearted comment in my like-hole to make your voice SQUEARD (which
is a new type of hearing from our partners at Squarespace).
Engagement-bait words about the show: Dick Masterson, Biggest
Problem In The Universe, Mersh, Patrick Melton. Any of these do
anything to your heart rate? I'm trying to scare you, and the
only way to save yourself is with a dopamine rush, but you can
only get that life-saving dopehit from watching the next episode
to find out if big fat silly man is being replaced by new big fat
silly man. Would you even know if he was? If you switched all of
Mersh's molestacules with all of Patrick Melton's chomosomes,
would you just get the same guys again? Hey, wait a second...
Dick is selling Vito half of the Biggest Problem trademark? For a
dollar? Wasn't that my bit? What exactly are even ideas? What if
I just stole Maddox's podcast from him, slapped some Keemstar
glue on it and gave it a nice coat of PODAWFUL paint? That's
technically a new thing. This is transformative because the guy
I'm stealing it from paid for it. Vito now lives inside a Lolcow
barnyard prison, where Juju is the farmer. What do these words
even mean? What has my life become? Will Vito be on the next
episode of Biggest Cohost In The Awfulverse? Sign up for my
banned Patreon account to find out nothing. This AI model cannot
complete that request at this time due to a violation of our
Terms and Conditions. Doom Scroll more product from
Globoconglomomondocorpocon to stay relatively sedated. Hit the
notification bell to achieve no discernible effect. RIFT GRIFT
CONFIRMED BY DICK AND VITO.


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