Vampires: Los Muertos (2002)

Last episode, we sank our fangs into John Carpenter's late 90s
horror/western Vampires, a modest
box-office hit that paid tribute to some of the director's
biggest cinematic inspirations. In keeping with Carpenter's
tradition of not caring all that much about making sequels to his
own movies, he handed the reins down to his longtime friend and
collaborator Tommy Lee Wallace (director of Halloween
III: Season of the Witch) for a direct-to-DVD sequel
in 2002. Vampires: Los Muertos takes
place in the same blood-soaked, vamp-ridden universe as the first
film, but, with none of the original cast returning, this time
around it's none other than Jon Bon Jovi in the protagonist role,
with a whole new bunch of slayers to back him up. So, does this
lower-budget, south of the border-set sequel have anything to
offer to fans of the original? Or does it totally, ahem, suck?
Chris and Nick tackle those questions, and attempt to figure out
the film's not-so-coherent plot, in a discussion that takes a
slight detour from the Carpenter filmography into the wild (or,
at least, wildly inconsistent) world of DVD-era studio
sequel-ization.