5.10 - Gone Fission

Turtle Mayor vs. Stay on Target.


Our first contestant this week is a Florida Woman who wants to
give a voice to nature by having a sea turtle run for mayor of
her hometown (nobody has asked the turtle). She’s up against a
jilted Florida Man with a 1.06% hit rate when taking vengeance on
his lady’s new love. You’ll also hear the strangest sentence in
Florida Pod Men history.