Episode 2 : Them Dates Tho' (Pt. 1: Sneaky Dates)

We’ve apparently snuck around enough to justify a series out of
this topic. We grew up in the late 90s.. With corded phones and
no caller ID.. so sneakin’ around proved to be fairly easy most
of the time. Fast forward to early 2000s with cell phones and t9
texting.. We could quickly scheme up an excuse or blast a ‘story’
for everyone to get right if anyone was asked questions by their
moms or dads.. 





You may hear all of this and think.. Dang, these skanks were
thirsty AF. To be completely honest - we didn’t know what thirst
was.. we had to work for everything we got, there was none of
this ‘instant gratification’... everything came at a price.. And
EVERYTHING came with its own long drawn out saga that we could
relive via our LiveJournal or MySpace entries. For real. That’s
how relationships went for us… and we enjoyed every bit of it.
The chase was the fun part.. Until you got to the sneaking...
Then you just felt like a total badass.