HOW TO FIX OUR ELECTIONS! A) Get ridda ASSCLOWN; b) Vote by Phone/Internet! 3) Vote me TRISTA CHANG!

One of the few ways we have of taking the reins back in OUR
countries is to VOTE. But now FF assclown wants to take THAT away
from us as well! We must FIGHT that - those forces of evil who
wanna deprive us of EVERYTHING because of their hate-filled agenda
& largely successful brainwashing & Jim Jones-like tactics
of manipulation. As presidential candidate for the Progressive
Party, I recommend a fair & safe COMPROMISE between Democraps
& Rethuglicans, who are ‘dialing for the same dollars’ as Uncle
Ralph Nader says. So after we 1) Get rid of ASSCLOWN so we can
VOTE, we 2) VOTE BY PHONE and/or Computer, using last 4 digits of
our SS#, which is how we conduct other secure transactions. 3)
We’ll get a traceable receipt & 4) We’ll use a NATIONAL TALLY
FOR EACH PARTY, that SHOWS our receipt number as it’s being
counted. Cuz we gotta be sure it was TABULATED correctly, too!
Shoutouts to Uncles Ralph Nader, Noam Chomsky and Amy Goodman!