32 - Can't Hardly Wait

Wow, we can't hardly wait until the memory of this extremely
mediocre film is wiped from our brains forever. This movie is
useful only as a vehicle for the succession of
before-they-were-famous cameos this film offers up (oh hey,
Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Turk from Scrubs) - beyond that
it's kind of a hot mess. WHY do the boring, entitled guys always
get the girl they know nothing about except that she's hot? Why
do people in teen movies love staging gay love scenes to
humiliate jocks? And why did the people who made this movie think
it was OK to have Seth Green pretend to be black?!?!