Ep. 59: Smokey Bites the Dust

With a title like SMOKEY BITES THE DUST, you would think the
elevator pitch for the movie would go something like, "The
sheriff of a small town will stop at nothing to catch a high
school rebel that kidnaps his daughter" Or, "When his car is
stolen, Dick Miller sets off to catch the perpetrator by
helicopter in a game of air-to-ground cat and mouse."  Or,
"Time is running out as a local moonshiner looks to strike it
rich by selling his prized recipe before law enforcement catches
up with him"  Or, "A pre-teen girl wrestles with the
challenges of growing up while living in a small town full of
corruption and danger"

Fortunately, if you took all those elevator pitches and replaced
"Or" with "And", you would have most of the plot for Smokey Bites
the Dust.  Buckle up.