Tomb Raider (2001)

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we dust off the
Playstation and bust out a pixelated classic! Wait, we had to
watch the movie version? Ewww....I'd rather get aroused by
polygons any day. We watched Tomb Raider (2001), spoiler alert,
it was the Illuminati! Like always! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


How will you stand when we put your past on trial?


Host: Nicolas Hoffmann


Defendant: None, releases along with Tomb Raider 2018


Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Jeremy