Sorority Row (2009)

In some ways, this is a very special episode of Aughtsterion,
because it revolves around a movie that is truly a mega-mix of
the decade. Sorority Row is the melting pot of
everything superficial and calloused about the 2000s, but
executed in such a way as to make it deliciously addictive and a
hell of a good time. It's cruel, in poor taste, hilarious, and
has a soundtrack that hits as hard as the movie kills. It has the
era's most preposterous weapon. It has the patriarchy as the
enemy. It has Carrie Fisher toting a shotgun around, and it has a
God tier Mean Girl performance courtesy of Leah Pipes.
Row is a time capsule of the worst of us from the aughts,
and yet its strange alchemy makes it some of the best that
millennium era horror has to offer. Cheers, sluts. We're going to
the foam party.


Produced by: Jordan Crucchiola


Music by: Sam Wineman