Orphan: First Kill (2022)

It's been a great year for horror generally, and it has been an
amazing year for aughts horror surging back into the box office.
We got a fifth Scream that managed to stand up with almost
30 years of the franchise before it and keep the Ghostface death
squad kicking, and now we've been given the case for dusting off
old IP. It's the prequel to end all prequels. It's Julia Stiles
at her absolute zenith. It is the return of Esther, one of our
great 21st century horror villains. It is... Orphan: First
Kill! Jordan and Sam were so beside themselves after seeing this
modern masterpiece that they had to record a bonus episode and
cross the bridge between 2022 and 2009. The audacity of this
movie. The gall of this movie. The gumption of this movie! If you
haven't seen First Kill turn back now and avoid spoiling the
movie for yourself. But if you have then join your co-hosts in
revelry to celebrate what genius looks like.


Produced by: Jordan Crucchiola


Music by: Sam Wineman