01. Surf Ninjas

In our series premiere, we dive into one of Lyndsey's childhood
favorites, 1993's Surf Ninjas starring Ernie Reyes Jr., Rob
Schneider, Tone Loc, Kelly Hu, and Leslie Nielsen. Talking points:
John Cusack. Childhood martial arts. Why VHS? Pre-feature trailers.
Mr. Nanny. Mortal Kombat. 90's slang. Rob Schneider's purpose.
Leslie Nielsen's answering machine. Detective Tone Loc. Magical
Sega Game Gear. Multicultural casting. Moto-surf. Climactic island
assault. Arranged marriage. RIP Leslie Nielsen. Baba Ram. Buy
it/rent it/tape over it. Arnold Schwarzenegger.