15. It Takes Two (w/ Chloe Schildhause)

UPROXX writer and freelance journalist Chloe Schildhause selects
the Olsen Twins classic It Takes Two, starring Mary-Kate and Ashley
Olsen, Kirstie Alley, and Steve Guttenberg. Be sure to check out
Chloe's writing at www.schildhause.com, including a very special
Vanity Fair article about a certain set of identical strangers.
Talking points: A special guest. The epic tale of the Mary-Kate and
Ashley Cruise. Meeting the Olsen Twins. Trailer talk. How the West
Was Fun. Long Dualstar sales pitch. The Amazing Panda Adventure.
The book series. Doris Day. A supernatural Parent Trap. Identical
strangers. Orphan tomboy Amanda and rich girl Alyssa. Steve
Guttenberg as cell phone wizard Roger Calloway. The horseback meet
cute. Buff Guttenberg in a wet shirt. Escaping an evil adopted
family and an evil stepmother. Vincenzo, the Jersey mobster butler.
Conspiracy theories. The current whereabouts of the Alyssa Calloway
painting. Food fight. The lake scene. The Butkis family. Ranking
the Mary Kate and Ashley films. The wedding. Buy it/rent it/tape
over it. Chloe's new projects. An oral history of Blossom. A scary
children's movie. The Gate. The Witches.