40. Elves

A chain-smoking department store Santa must stop a Nazi plot to
create a new master race of two-foot elves on Christmas Eve! No,
we're not making this up. It's 1989's Elves, starring Dan Haggerty
(Grizzly Adams), a deep cut from Sean's holiday VHS collection.
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