59. Cobra

It's that holly jolly time of year, which means it's time for Sean
to introduce Lyndsey to what he alone considers one of the great
Christmas movies of the 20th century. 1986's Cobra stars Sylvester
Stallone as hero cop Marion "Cobra" Cobretti who must face down an
aimless psycho cult during the holiday season. The film co-stars
Stallone's then-wife Brigitte Nielsen, Brian Thompson, Reni
Santori, and Marco Rodriguez as the extremely memorable Supermarket
Killer. "It's the way of the new world!" *Axes clank*