63. The Big Green

In this episode, Lyndsey revisits her VHS copy of the 1995 kids
sports flick The Big Green, in which Olivia d'Abo takes it upon
herself to teach a bunch of rag-tag rural Texas kids how to become
competitive soccer players while dodging the advances of Deputy
Steve Guttenberg. The film co-stars John Terry, Patrick Renna, and
a goat. Ads on the tape include the Toy Story video game for Sega
Genesis and SNES, Man of the House, A Kid in King Arthur's Court,
and an extended music video starring Timon and Pumbaa.