The Farcical Fable of the Pogo-Stick-Leaping Lobster

In the coastal town of Bubbling Bay, a spectacle like no other
caught the attention of every seafood-loving citizen. Squinty,
the local lobster with an odd penchant for pogo-sticking, was
attempting the impossible: he was challenging the town's greatest
pogo-sticking champ, a teenage human named Seamus "The Flying
Seahorse" O'Brien. To add to the absurdity, Squinty was an
unwieldy lobster, his claws clacking constantly against the
pogo-stick; nonetheless, his determination won the townfolk's
hearts before the competition even began. "Oh, lads and lassies,
take me to the kitchen if I'm wrong!" Squinty addressed the crowd
with his powerful claw gestures, "But today, I will show you that
a pogo-sticking lobster is no joke!" The crowd erupted in
laughter and cheers. As the contest kicked off, the clang of
Squinty's claws against the pogo stick set the beat for the
crowd's roaring chants. With a final enormous bounce from
Squinty, he soared above Seamus, landing victoriously on the
finish line amidst a spray of seawater and fluttering seagull
feathers. The townfolk roared in laughter and disbelief. To this
today, Bubbling Bay still celebrates its ever audacious champion,
the pogo-stick-leaping lobster.