The Zany Expedition of the Poker-Playing Barbary Macaque

In the far east of Kalimantan’s verdant jungles, there chimed
laughter against the lush foliage-- the Barbary macaques run a
poker game. Now, these were no ordinary apes, but clever primates
with a knack for poker. They had their little card-deck, old and
worn yet beautifully handcrafted from coconut leaves. "King Mac,
deal the cards," chattered Jolly Jack, the second in command,
flipping a banana chip into the fertile green pot. With focus
pinned onto the game, a fiery debate sparked between Bounded
Betty and Lucky Luna over whether a straight flush beat a full
house. "Your bananas are toast, Lucky! A straight flush sinks a
full house any day!" hollered Betty, her chest rising and falling
rapidly. All the while, concealed within the dense foliage, a
hypnotized Toucan scribbled down these fantastic endeavors into
'The Canonical Book of Jungle Poker.' Their absurd devotion to
the game of poker often baffled the jungle's other inhabitants;
nevertheless, it was a source of everlasting amusement, marking
the Barbary macaque as the most peculiar and card-wise of all the
jungle ruffians.