Ep.08 Area 51 Cancelled, San Francisco Bite Attack and a Naruto Fan Fic?!

In this week of the Yadadamean Show: San Francisco man cancels
his store? Area 51 festival cancelled? And special guest, Rikaku!


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EPISODE 8


Sources:


San Francisco Man May Close Store After Being Bitten By
Homeless Person Twice in 4 Months
https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/san-francisco-man-may-close-store-after-being-bitten-by-homeless-person-twice-in-4-months/


Storm Area 51 creator cancels music festival because
fears that it will be fyrefest 2.0
https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/viral/storm-area-51-music-festival-cancelled-organizers-feared-fyrefest-2-n10https://squadcast.page.link/o91h52181


Boy loses eyesight from a poor diet
https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/03/health/poor-diet-blindness-scli-intl/index.html



PSA Script


(Mike: Ay! This is a Yadadamean Public Service
Announcement, bitch!)



Do you spend more time taking photos of your food
instead of eating it?



(Lan: Just fucking eat your food!)



Are you constantly trying to fill the void in your life
by fishing for likes from… “friends” on social
media?



(Mike: Uhuhuhu…)


(Lan: Fucking losers!)



Have you ever used the dog filter on
Snapchat?



(All) Ugh.


Hi, I’m Rob. You might know me from podcasts such as
Yadadamean and… um… Yadada… mean?


There’s been an epidemic for the last decade, and many
people are unaware of the symptoms. If any of the questions I’ve
just asked apply to you, then I have some news for you:


You are a BASIC BITCH.


(Lan: BITCH!)


If you don’t believe me, take a look at what you’re wearing. Do
you own any of the following brands?


(Mike) Banana Republic?


(Lan) North Face?


(Rob) Michael Kors?


You may also be doing the following:


Women: do you talk obsessively about your kids to people who
clearly don’t care?



(Lan: Fuck yo kids!)


Men: do your conversations almost totally revolve around…”the
game”?



(Mike: Ay, bruh? Did you see the game?)


(Lan: Hell no!)


(Mike: Awwww...)


It’s believed that as soon as you show signs of being a basic
bitch, it could be nearly impossible to develop any semblance of
a personality. But you might still have a chance: please contact
your local “Basic Bitch” professional before it’s too late.


And to the rest of you in denial?


Just remember: hashtag… (all, one at a time) Stay Basic Bitch.


(Mike: Awwww we fucked that up)


(Lan: Fuck this PSA!)


Interview:


Naruto Fanfiction Writer
Naruto
Sasuke
Romance in the Hidden Leaves
Skits
PSA (Public Service Announcement)