Folge 59: Der größte Krypto-Diebstahl der Geschichte - Vom Crocodile of Wall Street: Heather "Razzlekhan" Morgan

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped-turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just grab a sheet,
I'll tell you how I became the Crocodile of a town called Wall
Street.


*biuuuu bi bi biuu biuu. Bi bi bibibi biu biuuu. Bibibibiuuu.
bibibi biu biuuu*


In West California, not born but raised
In the Nerdworld is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin’ all cool,
And all shootin' some videos outside of the school.


When my husband a guy who was up to no good,Started stealin’
crypto in my neighborhood.I got in one little heist and the
police got scared,And said "You're movin' into prison that’s what
we declared."


I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said "Croc" and it had dice in the
mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was neat,
But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo homes to Wall Street!”


I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to
the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally freed,
To sit on my throne as the Crocodile of Wall Street.(Ergibt alles
überhaupt keinen Sinn, und Razzlekhan hab ich auch nirgendwo
eingebaut – also hört besser einfach rein. Viel Spaß!)


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