Hypnotised & Hunted

Knuckles sits back while Jonny Raithby unloads
two belters. First up: the night a comedy hypnotist picked a shy
17-year-old Jonny and sent him under—bear-hugging his
coach in undies, dancing, and miming golf swings that
“connected” squarely with the family jewels. Jonny swears it was
real, and reckons it flipped a switch in
him—confidence, footy form, the lot.


Then we jet to Marmaris, Turkey for his first
lads’ holiday: wrong end of the season, US sailors flood the
town, local tension spikes, and Jonny’s crew suddenly have a
gang with knives on their heels. Cue back-street
evasions and a six-foot-six Turkish unit who
“has a word” and makes the problem disappear. Also: why Turkey’s
the world capital for hairlines and teeth, and
£0.13 beers in the 90s.


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