Astrology: And Shit You Can’t Blame on Mercury

In this cosmic deep-dive, Kate and Tansy crack open their birth
charts and bring astrology back down to earth (with a few side
trips to the outer planets). From childhood star sign
indoctrination to Saturn returns and scandalous Scorpio slander,
this episode is a hilarious, heartfelt astro-explainer wrapped in
velvet, vintage rugs, and the occasional emotional breakdown.They
break down sun, moon and rising signs (with a pillow-stuffed
example or two), decode Beyoncé’s birth chart, speculate wildly
about Taylor Swift’s rising sign, and unpack why your North Node
might just be the plot twist your life has been waiting for.Plus:
iconic one-liner advice for every sign, psychic dreams, energy
vampires, astro myths, and the wild joy of finding your weird
little people in a very normie world.It’s astrology, but make it
deeply personal, occasionally petty, and unexpectedly
profound.#TheBluntAndTheBeautiful #AstrologyPodcast
#StarSignSlander #NorthNodeWisdom #BigThreeBreakdown #ZodiacRoast
#CosmicTruths #PsychicDreams #ScorpioSeasonForever
#SaturnReturnSurvivor #MotherDaughterMagic #AstroGirliesUnite