Elementary | No Walking On The Grass

Contrary to everything you thought you understood about the world
up until now, no, grass is not made for walking on, rolling down,
dog-frolicking, pant-knee-staining, smelling, or any other such
frivolities. Though your laundress may be glad, your walk in the
park may never be the same. Listen to this podcast, a
whistle-blowing on those who dare to not 'keep off the grass.'
Episode link: https://www.chinesepod.com/1012