Newbie | Turn on the Light, Turn off the Light

Open the lights and turn off the door, er, I mean, turn on the
lights and close the door... why is this so confusing? Just get
in here and pretend you love me. Close the lights if you have to.
In this podcast, a Mandarin Chinese lesson on how to turn on/off
the lights. Episode link: https://www.chinesepod.com/0744