Blacking Out in a City Near You (ft. me)

This week, Father Cooper begins by recalling a traumatizing
memory from childhood that somehow managed to seep its way into
her current relationship. Old habits never truly die and we all
pause to witness a moment of regression in our dear daddy.
Speaking of relationships, do we dare drop the L word…lube,
labia, libido? Clench your assholes as Father Cooper finally and
formally introduces Henry to the world (and I say ‘clench’
because I know a certain b-word really fires some of you up). Be
sure to stick around for the announcement of Father Cooper’s
world tour…yes she is finally taking up her pop star career. Big
Al is taking no back seat to hot girl summer and is taking you
along with her on her upcoming adventures. Yes, Betty…this tour
once again includes a trip to France…god you greedy whores.