Twilight FanFiction: Master Of The Universe Edition

This podcast is all about Twilight Fanfiction and Master Of The Universe, also known as the original Fifty Shades Of Grey. I read one Chapter From Twilight Fanfiction Master Of The Universe, and one chapter recap from Jenny Trout's 'I Read Fifty Shades Of Grey So You Don't have to.' Her Chapter Recaps are of the actual Book Fifty Shades Of Grey. Comic relief, as they are hilarious, but also infuriating and educational. Truly, that's the content of these podcasts. The side comments I have, I will add in as extras. I will choose another fic to read once I do this one. Have any suggestions? Email me! A few disclaimers. 1. I am reading verbatim from printouts of both 'I Read Fifty Shades Of Grey So You Don't Have to.' There aren't many typos or grammar problems there, Jenny Trout is a published author. Master of the Universe is another story entirely! If I corrected the terrible grammar and typos, the context of this entire podcast would go out the window. 2. This is important I AM NOT PRO E.L. JAMES OR FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. I don't even own the copy I used for the project that started this all. I borrowed it. Yuck! I WILL REPEAT THIS DISCLAIMER MANY TIMES. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. 3. I am pro Twilight (and reading... you know, like people used to... before social media.) I am a staunch defender of Stephenie Meyer. I have MASSIVE issues with how the women behind the scenes were treated while filming the Twilight Saga and The Shades Of Grey Series. 4. I believe that E. L. James in publishing these novels plagiarized Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight Saga. James twisted her carefully constructed characters into culture trash while creating a perfect example of what intimate partner abuse looks like. Then somehow made everyone think there is something ‘sexy’ in that. Yuck. I am happy to debate with ya! As long as the person I am debating with has listened to the pod and read Twilight. Bonus if they've read all the fifty shades books or watched the movies. It’s hard to argue about fanfiction if you've never read or written it. I will provide links later, you have to know about fandom to understand. They aren't hard to find if you go to fanfiction.net and look at a few of the 800,000+ stories on there. (Harry Potter has the most, Twilight comes in second. There is more to it than I ever imagined.) Facts matter. These days it's hard to sort out these things, yet I can disagree without disagreeable. I won't tolerate disrespect. Contact me privately if you have issues. Also, if you have input, you'd like to chime in with, please do.. The last side note. Please don't expect perfection. I'm working on it. If you like it, please share it! I am a broke author sheltering in place. I need as much help as I can get. That said, enjoy Jenny Trout's I Read Fifty Shades of Grey So You Don't Have To, and Snowqueen's Icedragon literature classic, Master of The Universe (Sarcasm.)